Monday, 15 December 2008

For the love of tinternet

Am still crying, at a recent conversation I had with my mother. This is how it panned out.

mum: can't stop, got to go out to Argos
me: oh..what for
mum: you know Mick (me in head 'no'), Terry's friend, just called, they have a laptop there for 350 pounds...have to get one for Terry.
Me: (mildly confused) oh, errr...Terry, having a laptop...why (stupid question but you will get the picture)
mum: I know, don't laugh, Mick talked him into having computer lessons.
me: (roars of laughter!!), Terry, computer lessons, what was week one 'Turning on your computer'
Mum: **laughs** actually, pretty much that. Came home and did his homework.

Now this would be funnier if you met my lovely stepdad. He is well over 6ft and being a northerner I'll describe his hands 'like gret big shuvels'. He also sadly has Parkinson's, which greatly effect his fine motor skills...and though we shouldn't laugh we do!!

2 weeks later

me: so, how's Terry's computer course going
mum: I asked him what he did this week
me: and...
mum: him and mick sent emails to each other
me: whilst sat next to each other
mum: can you imagine it.
me: yeah mick goes 'did ya get that Terry' terry goes 'ahh, the one that sez hello terry'...
mum: don't....
me: I expect a facebook friend request by Friday....

Am still waiting.

Not so PC

So, thats where the school fees go!!

Whilst out on Saturday, we bumped into some of my oldest daughter's teachers on their Christmas party. They had all been for dinner and were oohing and arring over the lovely dinner, sorbet between courses, lovely lovely. I pointed out the year 2's were having a pizza party, and I had to pay HK$25 for the privilage of letting Sporty attend. Glad to know the fees are spent wisely.

Been Busy

I know I know. Not sure where the time has gone. Well, this weekend I did, mainly 'dozing' on the sofa swearing I'd never drink again. Its that manic time of year and everyone goes into the sign language mode, so cleverly picked up on by Peter Kay. No time to stop, just people speaking across a crowded room by hand signals, something like this.

me: smile, nod
she: wave
me wave
she: tap watch, shrugs
me: shrug back, nod in agreement, doing a finger at head sign for 'crazy'
she: phone sign with hand
me: phone sign and nod.
Me: wave
she wave - dashes off

And just to say, no matter how crazy it gets you won't catch me in sweat pants and trainers - EVER, well, not in public anyhow.